South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
