So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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