are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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