Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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