What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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