Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Is it because I queefed?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
as a side note pls kill me
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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