I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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