People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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