Buhtt sex?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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