dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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