Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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