it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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