whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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