we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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