C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
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how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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