But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he puts the penis in happiness.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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