Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
