clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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