the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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