i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
