So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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