my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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