I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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