plz talk dirty to me
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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