Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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