out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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