One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She told me I should be a condom model.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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