There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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