thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you didnt know i had herpes?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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