Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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