He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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