i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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