Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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