We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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