YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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