Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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