oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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