what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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