i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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