i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Randomize
