That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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Semen is not good for contacts.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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