Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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