That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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