gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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