I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Terrible idea I love it
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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