i don't plan on having that self control this summer
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
he fucked my hip out of place.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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