I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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