He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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