69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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