do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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