Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You are a genius and a whore.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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