Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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