You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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