Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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