I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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