he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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